DEAREST CREATURE IN CREATION
Dearest Creature
in creation Studying English
pronunciation, I will teach you
in my verse Sounds like
corpse, corps, horse and worse. I will keep you, Susy, busy, Make your head
with heat grow dizzy; Tear in eye your
dress you'll tear; Queer, fair seer,
hear my prayer. Pray, console
your loving poet, Make my coat look
new, dear sew it! Just compare
heart, beard and heard, Dies and diet,
Lord and word, Sword and sward,
retain and (Mind the latter
how it is written); Made has not the
sound of bade, Say, said, pay,
laid but not plaid. Now I surely will
not plague you With such words
as vague and ague, But be careful
how you speak, Say gush, bush,
steak, streak, break, bleak, Previous, precious,
fuchsia, via, Recipe, pipe,
studding-sail, choir, Woven, oven, how
and low, Script, receipts,
shoe, poem, toe. Hear me say,
devoid of trickery, Daughter,
laughter, and Terpsichore Typhoid, measles,
topsail, aisles Exiles, similes,
reviles, Holy, holly,
signal, signing Same, examining
but mining Scholar, vicar,
but cigar, Solar, mica, war,
and far, From “desire”
desirable, admirable from
“admire”, Lumber, plumber,
bier, but brier, Topsham,
Brougham, renown, but known. Knowledge, done,
lone, gone, none, tone, One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen,
laundry, laurel, Gertrude, German,
wind, and mind Scene, Melpomene, mankind, tortoise,
Turquoise, Chamois-leather This phonetic
labyrinth Gives moss,
gross, brook, brooch, ninth, plinth. Billet does not
end like ballet, Bouquet, wallet,
mallet, chalet. Blood and flood
are not like wood, Nor is mould,
like should and could. Banquet is not
nearly parquet, Which doesn’t
exactly rhyme with khaki. Discount,
viscount, load and broad, Towards, to
forward, to reward, Ricocheted and
crocheting, croquet? Right! Your pronunciation’s O.K. |
dɪəɾəst kɾiːtʃə in kɾieiʃən
stʌdiːiŋ ɪŋlɪʃ prənʊnsieiʃən ai wil tiːtʃ juː in mai vɜːs saʊnz laik
kɔːps kɔː
hɔːs ənd wɜːs ai wil kiːp juː suzi bizi meik jɔː hed wið hiːt ɡɾəʊ diziː tiə in ai jɔː dres jəl teə kwiə feə siə hiə mai preə prei kənsəʊl jɔː lʌviŋ pəʊət meik mai kəʊt lʊk njuːw diə səʊ(w) it ʤʌst kəmpeə haːt biəd ənd hɜːd daiz ənd daiət lɔːd and wɜːd sɔːd ənd
swɔːd ritein ənd britən
maind ðə
lætə haʊ it iz ritən meid həz nɒt ðə saʊnd əv bæd sei sed naʊ ai
ʃɔːli wil nɒt pleig ju wið sʌtʃ wɜːdz əz veig ənd eigju bʌt biː keəfʊl haʊ ju spiːk sei gʌʃ bʊʃ steik striːk breik bliːk priːviəs preʃəs fʊkʃiə vaiə resipiː paip stʊnsei kwaiə wəʊvən ʌvən haʊ ənd ləʊ skript risiːts ʃuː pəʊim təʊ hiə miː sei divɔid əv trikəri dɔːtə laːftəˑnd tepsikari taifɔid miːzəlz tɒpsəl ailz eksailz similiːz rivailz həʊli hɒli signəl sainiŋ seim iksæminiŋ bʌt mainiŋ skɒlə vikə bʌt sigaː səʊlə maikə wɔː(r) ənd faː frəm dizaiə dəzairəb(ə)l ədmaiɾəb(ə)l frəm ədmaiə lʌɱbə plʌmə biə bʌt briər tɒpʃəm brau(w)əm rinaʊn bʌt nəʊn nɒliʤ dʌn ləʊn gɒn nʌn təʊn wʌn ænemoni bælmɒrəl kitʃin litʃən lɔːndri lɒrəl gɜːtruːd ʤɜːmən wind ənd maind siːn melpɒməni mænkaind tɔːtəs tɜːkwɔiz ʃæmwʌ leðə riːdiŋ rediŋ hiːðən heðə ðis fənetik læbərinθ givz mɒs grəʊz brʊk brəʊtʃ nainθ plinθ bilet dʌz
nɒt end laik balei buːkei wɒlit
mælit ʃælei blʌd ənd
flʌd aː nɒt
laik wʊd nɔː(r) iz məʊld laik ʃʊd ənd kud bænkwit iz
nɒt nɪɘliː
paːkei witʃ dʌzənt
igsækli raim wið kaːki diskaʊnt viskaʊnt
ləʊd ənd brɔːd təwəːdz tə fɔːwəd tə riwɔːd rikəʃeid ənd
krɒtʃətiŋ krəʊkei rait jɔː prənʊnsieiʃənz
əʊ kei |