Translation class: Qué me dices (Febrero 2009)
Amaia Salamanca
No bra, no paradise
The former blonde character from Spanish soup opera Sin tetas no hay paraíso (There is no paradise without boobs) can look like a goddess even in rags/can look divine even in an old rag. However, dressed in this Ralph Lauren, she left all the glamour at home. She looked better in the red dress by Manuel Mota that she wore at the Bond film premiere in Valencia.
Paula Echevarría
We like to see her legs
She gave birth to her daughter Daniela six months ago. Why is she hiding her body?/ Why hide her body if she gave birth to Danielle six months ago? The dress by Elio Benhayer did no favours to Spanish singer Bustamante’s wife, nor to her personal trainer. She looks better showing her thighs, as she did some months ago, at the Qué me dices Spanish magazine party.
Pilar Rubio
Why did you do it?
The dress by Vicky Martín Berrocal, left little to the imagination. An excessive neckline, front and back transparencies... and those fringes! However, she passed successfully at the TP awards dressed in a sober BCBG design.
Eva González
We ‘miss’ her
Former Miss Spain made the grade as hostess of the TP magazine Awards but not her neckline, which faded into the Hannibal Laguna design. However, last summer, even Cayetano Rivera fall under her spell with this gorgeous design by Dsquared2.
Demie Moore, what about a bigger size?
We don’t know if it was a last-minute mishap or a swelling matter, but those shoes weren’t for her. She wore them to present the not-to-acclaimed film, ‘Happy tears’, at the Berlin Festival.
Alice Dellal, but what sort of invention is this?
Carlota Casiraghi’s sister-in-law lost all sense of shame. She arrived to a price-giving in a see-through dress and with a haircut that seemed devised by Edward Scissorhands. Claw-shaped gloves completed her impossible look.
Courtney Love, free falling. Kurt Cobain’s widow wouldn’t pass a pen test... Her breast sags so much that the least she could do is buying a bra (or wearing another dress). As if it were not enough, it is said that her new boyfriend is Mickey Rourke. What a pair...
Pfeiffer, art is running through her veins... And that is the reason why hers are so marked, aren’t they? Michelle, age 50, is so slim that she seems to be in her twenties. But she must not overdo it because her ankles would look better with a bit more of flesh. We saw her this way at the Berlinale, in the “Chéri” promotion.
Madonna, queen of the double chin. Those at 50 have a whim for losing weight and look younger, but it is very often counterproductive. What a double chin! She looks like her grandmother. Too much lifting but the law of gravity rules.
Sarah Jessica Parker, tacky in the city. If her film producers see her that way, she is not going to film the second part of “Sex and the City” for the big screen. Does she really think that flashing hooves around is fashion? If she wanted to show off an accessory, she should have opted for some gloves for those hands…
Marina Castaño, has thrown herself into beauty.
The widow of Spanish writer Cela spent the 7th getting in shape to look good−she tried at least − She came out first thing in the morning straight to the gym and she stayed there until late
in the afternoon. The “best” was her sporty little number, more tight-fitting than a glove, and the pony-tail, her skin, her sneer… Woman, dress as you want at home, but if you are a popular character and you go around like that, you can bet that someone will recognize you (and they’ll freak out) or a picture like this will be taken.
Sharon, don’t let that droop! She is about to turn 51 and no one denies her appeal, but it is desirable to cover up those cellulite sagging thighs. She showed them off au naturel at a party in London after the Bafta Awards. For sure, she doesn’t have any complex since she tried later on to get off with 18-year-old “Slumdog millionaire” lead Dev Patel .
Whitney Houston, those tapas… If you are partying out to show off your toy boy (her boyfriend, rapper Ray J, is 16 years younger than her), don’t boast about being a great-looking gal with those transparencies. Whitney, darling, we know that you are 46 and that you’ve seen it all, but if you dress like that, he is not going to sing to you “I Will Always Love You” anymore.
Hilton, don’t go to “parish” like that. Party queen almost let one come out. It was on her way out of a pub in Los Angeles.Some poses are forbidden if your wear certain necklines.
A Freida le sobran los millones.
DESPUÉS de ver la estupenda nueva película de Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire, nos hemos quedado prendados del estilo de su guapísima protagonista, Freida Pinto.
La ex modelo irradia glamour de la vieja escuela y no ha desmerecido un solo par de los Jimmy Choo que ha paseado por la alfombra roja hasta ahora.
Esta semana nos quedamos encandilados con el vestido asimétrico metalizado−que llevó a la entrega de Premios del Gremio de Directores de América−del extravagante diseñador estadounidense Zac Posen. Pero su resplandeciente look de más de 3.000€ es un poco heavy para nuestro presupuesto.
Freida lleva: Vestido de Zac Posen, 3.032€; Sandalias de tacón, 491€; Bolso de mano, 425€, Jimmy Choo. Total: 3.951€