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Chapter 25

No Situation, However Wretched It Seems, but Has Some Sort of Comfort Attending It.

   WE set forward from this peaceful neighborhood, and walked on slowly. My eldest daughter being enfeebled by a slow
fever, which had begun for some days to undermine her constitution, one of the officers, who had a horse, kindly took her
behind him; for even these men cannot entirely divest themselves of humanity. My son led one of the little ones by the hand, and
my wife the other, while I leaned upon my youngest girl, whose tears fell not for her own but my distresses.

   We were now got from my late dwelling about two miles, when we saw a crowd running and shouting behind us, consisting
of about fifty of my poorest parishioners. These, with dreadful imprecations, soon seized upon the two officers of justice, and
swearing that they would never see their minister go to gaol while they had a drop of blood to shed in his defence, were going
to use them with great severity. The consequence might have been fatal, had I not immediately



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interposed, and with some difficulty rescued the officers from the hands of the enraged multitude. My children, who looked
upon my delivery now as certain, appeared transported with joy, and were incapable of containing their raptures. But they were
soon undeceived, upon hearing me address the poor deluded people, who came, as they imagined, to do me service.

   "What! my friends," cried I, "and is this the way you love me? Is this the manner you obey the instructions I have given you
from the pulpit? Thus to fly in the face of justice, and bring down ruin on yourselves and me! Which is your ringleader? Show
me the man that has thus seduced you. As sure as he lives he shall feel my resentment. Alas! my dear deluded flock, return
back to the duty you owe to God, to your country, and to me. I shall yet, perhaps, one day see you in greater felicity here, and
contribute to make your lives more happy. But let it at least be my comfort when I pen my fold for immortality, that not one
here shall be wanting."

   They now seemed all repentance, and, melting into tears, came one after the other to bid me farewell. I shook each tenderly
by the hand, and leaving them my blessings, proceeded forward without meeting any further interruption. Some hours before
night we reached the town, or rather village; for it consisted but of a few mean houses, having lost all its former opulence, and



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retaining no marks of its ancient superiority but the gaol.

   Upon entering we put up at the inn, where we had such refreshments as could most readily be procured, and I supped with
my family with my usual cheerfulness. After seeing them properly accommodated for that night, I next attended the sheriff's
officers to the prison, which had formerly been built for the purposes of war, and consisted of one large apartment strongly
grated and paved with stone, common to both felons and debtors at certain hours in the four-and-twenty. Besides this, every
prisoner had a separate cell, where he was locked in for the night.

   I expected upon my entrance to find nothing but lamentations and various sounds of misery; but it was very different. The
prisoners seemed all employed in one common design, that of forgetting thought in merriment or clamor. I was apprized of the
usual perquisite required upon these occasions, and immediately complied with the demand, though the little money I had was
very near being all exhausted. This was immediately sent away for liquor, and the whole prison soon was filled with riot,
laughter, and profaneness.

   "How," cried I to myself, "shall men so very wicked be cheerful, and shall I be melancholy! I feel only the same confinement
with them, and I think I have more reason to be happy."

   With such reflections I labored to become cheerful;



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but cheerfulness was never yet produced by effort, which is itself painful. As I was sitting therefore in the corner of the gaol in a
pensive posture, one of my fellow-prisoners came up, and sitting by me entered into conversation. It was my constant rule in life
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to avoid the conversation of any man who seemed to desire it; for if good, I might profit by his instruction; if bad, he might be
assisted by mine. I found this to be a knowing man, of strong unlettered sense, but a thorough knowledge of the world as it is
called, or, more properly speaking, of human nature on the wrong side.



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He asked me if I had taken care to provide myself with a bed, which was a circumstance I had never once attended to.

   "That's unfortunate," cried he, "as you are allowed here nothing but straw, and your apartment is very large and cold.
However, you seem to be something of a gentleman, and as I have been one myself in my time, part of my bedclothes are
heartily at your service."

   I thanked him, expressing my surprise at finding such humanity in a gaol in misfortunes; adding, to let him see that I was a
scholar, "that the ancient sage seemed to understand the value of company in affliction, when he said, [Greek quotation]; and in
fact," continued I, "what is the world if it affords only solitude?"

   "You talk of the world, sir," returned my fellowprisoner, "the world is in its dotage; and yet the cosmogony or creation of the
world has puzzled the philosophers of every age. What a medley of opinions have they not broached upon the creation of the
world! Sanchoniathon, Manetho, Berosus, and Ocellus Lucanus have all attempted it in vain. The latter has these words:
"[Greek quotation], which imply-" "I ask pardon, sir," cried I, "for interrupting so much learning; but I think I have heard all this
before. Have I not had the pleasure of once seeing you at Welbridge fair, and is not your



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name Ephraim Jenkinson?" At this demand he only sighed. "I suppose you must recollect," resumed I, "one Dr. Primrose, from
whom you bought a horse?"

   He now at once recollected me; for the gloominess of the place and the approaching night had prevented his distinguishing my
features before. "Yes, sir," returned Mr. Jenkinson, "I remember you perfectly well; I bought a horse, but forgot to pay for him.
Your neighbor Flamborough is the only prosecutor I am any way afraid of at the next assizes; for he intends to swear positively
against me as a coiner. I am heartily sorry, sir, I ever deceived you, or indeed any man; for you see," continued he, showing his
shackles, "what my tricks have brought me to."

   "Well, sir," replied I, "your kindness in offering me assistance when you could expect no return, shall be repaid with my
endeavors to soften or totally suppress Mr. Flamborough's evidence, and I will send my son to him for that purpose the first
opportunity; nor do I in the least doubt but he will comply with my request, and as to my own evidence, you need be under no
uneasiness about that."

   "Well, sir," cried he, "all the return I can make shall be yours. You shall have more than half my bedclothes to-night, and I'll
take care to stand your friend in the prison, where I think I have some influence."

   I thanked him, and could not avoid being surprised



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at the present youthful change in his aspect; for at the time I had seen him before, he appeared at least sixty. "Sir," answered he,
"you are little acquainted with the world; I had at that time false hair, and have learnt the art of counterfeiting every age from
seventeen to seventy. Ah! sir, had I but bestowed half the pains in learning a trade that I have in learning to be a scoundrel, I
might have been a rich man at this day. But rogue as I am, still I may be your friend, and that, perhaps, when you least expect
it."

   We were now prevented from further conversation by the arrival of the gaoler's servants, who came to call over the
prisoners' names, and lock tip for the night. A fellow also with a bundle of straw for my bed attended, who led me along a dark
narrow passage into a room paved like the common prison, and in one corner of this I spread my bed, and the clothes given me
by my fellow-prisoner; which done, my conductor, who was civil enough, bade me a good night. After my usual meditations,
and having praised my Heavenly Corrector, I laid myself down, and slept with the utmost tranquillity till morning.

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