Courtney’s love-ly charm goes into free fall

The widow of Kurt Cobain is not winning any wet T-shirt contest anytime soon – that’s for sure. Her bosom is so droopy that she could at least have used a bra or worn another dress. But the situation goes from bad to worse, as it is said that she is dating Mickey Rourke. What a lovely couple…

Art runs in Pfeiffer’s veins

That must be the reason why they are so swollen, right? At 50 years old, Michelle is so slim as a 20 y.o. cutie. But her ankles would look better if she put on some weigh. This was her image at the Berlinale, promoting Cheri.

Madonna, queen of the double chin

We know some women in their fifties love losing weight to look younger, but their idea may backfire on them. Now take a look at that jowl! That’s truly proper of grannies, if you ask me. She may run through surgery, but she can’t hide from gravity.

Hogs in the city

Sarah Jessica Parker should avoid her producers while wearing those boots, otherwise she will be risking the possibility of filming a Sex in the City movie follow-up. Does she really consider hoofs fashionable? Also, perhaps she should wear some gloves, as looking at those hands really gives you the creeps…

Marina Castaño focuses on her outer layers of beauty

The widow of the late Spanish writer Camilo José Cela recently spent a day improving her figure – well, she tried to, at least. She went to the gym from early in the morning till dusk. Take a look at that “splendid”, skin-tight tracksuit, the ponytail, the skin, the grim expression… True, you may wear anything you like… at home. Being a celebrity and walking around like this, you risk being spotted, scorned or shot by some sneaky photographer.

Stoned by Sharon

There’s no denying her attractiveness for a 51-y.o. woman, but she should cover those fat, droopy thighs. We could see those bare legs during a bash at London after the BAFTA. Later, she made it clear that she has no complexes, as she tried to pick up 18-y.o. Dev Patel, the leading actor in Slumdog Millionaire.

The bogey fat

If she really wants us to pay attention to her toyboy – rapper Ray J, 16 years younger than her –, Whitney should cover her torso, instead of wearing transparent clothes. Dear, we know you don’t mind some excess, but he won’t always love you if you go on like this.

Boobing, Hilton-style

Media celebrity almost let too much body out of her dress while leaving a bash in Los Angeles. Some dresses do certainly not match some stances.

Freida, la reina llegada de los suburbios

Desde que vimos Slumdog Millionaire, la última maravilla de Danny Boyle, nos hemos enamorado del estilo de su esplendorosa protagonista, Freida Pinto.

La anteriormente modelo desprende glamour a la antigua usanza y hasta ahora ha sabido lucir sus Jimmy Choo sin ningún traspié en la alfombra roja.

Esta semana, nos hemos quedado embobados con su vestido asimétrico y metálico, del estrafalario diseñador estadounidense Zac Posen, que lució en la ceremonia de entrega de los premios DGA (Gremio de directores de Estados Unidos).

Sin embargo, ese traje de casi 3.000€ y el resto de su brillante conjunto se nos antoja sólo al alcance de una millionaire.

Lo que viste Freida: Vestido Zac Posen de 2.800€, zapatos de 455€ y bolso de 395€, ambos de Jimmy Choo.

En total: 3.650€.