Alice Dellal, what invention is this?

The sister-in-law of Carlota Casiraghi left her embarrassment at home. This is how she came at prize-giving: with a transparent dress and a haircut that seemed to be invented for Edward Scissorhand. Her claw gloves completed the impossible look.

Courtney Love, free fall

Kurt Cobain’s widow wouldn’t pass the pen test… She has such drooping breasts that the least she could have done was to buy herself a bra (or to wear another dress). As if this wasn’t enough, it seems that her new boyfriend is Mickey Rourke. What a cou…

Pfeiffer, the art runs through her veins…

This is why she has them so marked, right? Michelle, at her 50, is so slim that she seems to have 20. But she doesn’t have to go too far, with a little bit more of flesh, her ankles would look better. This is how we saw her at Berlinale, at the “Cheri”‘s promotion.

Madonna, double chin’s queen

The 50-year-old women try to lose weight in order to look younger, but often this is counterproductive. What a double chin! She looks like her grandmother. A lot of lifting, but the gravity rules!

Sarah Jessica Parker, flashy in New York

 If the producers of the movie see her like this, the second part of “Sex and the city” will not appear on the big screen. She really thinks showing her thumbs is fashion? She would have better chosen some gloves because with the hands she has…

Marina Castaño, her beauty was knocked over

Cela’s widow spent the whole day of 7th getting her dolled up, at least she tried. She left home early, straight to the gym, where she stayed until very late in the evening. The “best”, her sport pants, which were more fit than a pair of gloves, and the skin, the grimace… Lady, at home you can wear whatever you want, but if you are a famous person and you go out dressed like this, you will definitely be recognized and people will be shocked or they will take a picture like this one…

Sharon, careful, it’s falling!

Nobody denies she has an attractive body at the point of turning 51, but those thighs with cellulite, it is better to hide them. She showed them natural, at a party in London, after the Bafta prizes. It is obvious that she doesn’t have complexes, because she tried to flirt with Dev Patel, 18 years old, the protagonist of “Slumdog Millionaire”.

Whitney Houston, this “abdomen”…

If you’re going out pretending to be young and trendy (her boyfriend, rapper Ray J, is 16 years younger than her), don’t brag about your abdomen wearing these transparencies. Whitney, honey, we know that you’re back and ready for everything, at your 46, but this way he won’t sing you “I will always love you”…

Hilton, “pooris” behavior

The party queen almost loses one when going out from a place in Los Angles. With such a cleavage, there’s exposure…

Nos gusta Freida

Después de haber visto la nueva película de Danny Boyle, ‘Slumdog Millionaire, hemos chiflado por el estilo de la preciosa protagonista Freida Pinto.

El ex-modelo irradió glamour y no puso mal hasta ahora ningún artículo de Jimmy Choo en la alfombra roja.

Esta semana nos hemos enamorado de su vestido metálico asimétrico, que usó para los premios de los Directores de America, hecho por el estrafalario diseñador Zac Posen. Su aire brillante de casi 4000 € es un poco demasiado para nuestro presupuesto. Freida lleva: Vestido 3000 €, Zac Posen; zapatos 490 €; bolso 430 €, Jimmy Choo.

Total: 3920 €