SUMMARY : The Author's Oeconomy and happy Life among the Houyhnhnms. His great Improvement in Virtue, by conversing with them. Their Conversations. The Author has notice given him by his Master that he must depart from the Country. He falls into a Swoon for Grief, but submits. He contrives and finishes a Canoo, by the help of a Fellow-Servant, and puts to Sea at a venture.
I HAD settled my little Oeconomy to my own Heart's content. My Master
had ordered a Room to be made for me after
their Manner, about six Yards from the House, the Sides and Floors
of which I plastered with Clay, and covered with
Rush-mats of my own contriving; I had beaten Hemp, which there grows
wild, and made of it a sort of Ticking: This I filled with
the Feathers of several Birds I had taken with Springes made of Yahoos
Hairs, and were excellent Food. I had worked two
Chairs with my Knife, the Sorrel Nag helping me in the grosser and
more labourious Part. When my Cloaths were worn to
Rags, I made myself others with the Skins of Rabbets, and of a certain
beautiful Animal about the same size, called Nnuhnoh,
the Skin of which is covered with a fine Down. Of these I likewise
made very tolerable Stockings. I soled my Shoes with
Wood, which I cut from a Tree, and fitted to the upper Leather, and
when this was worn out, I supplied it with the Skins of
Yahoos dried in the Sun. I often got Honey out of hollow Trees, which
I mingled with Water, or eat with my Bread. No Man
could more verify the Truth of these two Maxims, That Nature is very
easily satisfied; and That Necessity is the Mother of
Invention. I enjoyed perfect Health of Body and Tranquillity of Mind;
I did not feel the Treachery or Inconstancy of a Friend,
nor the Injuries of a secret or open Enemy. I had no occasion of bribing,
flattering, or pimping, to procure the Favour of any
great Man or of his Minion. I wanted no Fence against Fraud or Oppression;
Here was neither Physician to destroy my Body,
nor Lawyer to ruin my Fortune; No Informer to watch my Words, and Actions,
or forge Accusations against me for hire: Here
were no Gibers, Censurers, Backbiters, Pick-pockets, Highwaymen, Housebreakers,
Attorneys, Bawds, Buffoons,
Gamesters, Politicians, Wits, Spleneticks, tedious Talkers, Controvertists,
Ravishers, Murderers, Robbers, Virtuosos; no
Leaders or Followers of Party and Faction: No encouragers to Vice,
by Seducement or Examples: No Dungeon, Axes,
Gibbets, Whipping-posts, or Pillories: No cheating Shop-keepers or
Mechanicks: No Pride, Vanity: or Affectation; No Fops,
Bullies, Drunkards, strolling Whores, or Poxes: No ranting, lewd, expensive
Wives: No stupid, proud Pedants: No
importunate, overbearing, quarrelsome, noisy, roaring, empty, conceited,
swearing Companions: No Scoundrels, raised from
the Dust for the Sake of their Vices, or Nobility thrown into it on
account of their Virtues: No Lords, Fidlers, Judges, or
Dancing-Masters.
I had the Favour of being admitted to several Houyhnhnms, who
came to visit or dine with my Master; where his Honour
graciously suffered me to wait in the Room, and listen to their Discourse.
Both he and his Company would often descend to ask
me Questions, and receive my Answers. I had also sometimes the Honour
of attending my Master in his Visits to others. I
never presumed to speak, except in answer to a Question, and then I
did it with inward Regret, because it was a Loss of so
much Time for improving myself: But I was infinitely delighted with
the Station of an humble Auditor in such Conversations,
where nothing passed but what was useful, expressed in the fewest and
most significant Words; where the greatest Decency
was observed, without the least Degree of Ceremony; where no Person
spoke without being pleased himself, and pleasing his
Companions: Where there was no Interruption, Tediousness, Heat, or
Difference of Sentiments. They have a Notion, That
when People are met together, a short Silence doth much improve Conversation:
This I found to be true; for during those little
Intermissions of Talk, new Ideas would arise in their Thoughts, which
very much enlivened their Discourse. Their Subjects are
generally on Friendship and Benevolence, or Order and Oeconomy; sometimes
upon the visible Operations of Nature, or
ancient Traditions, upon the Bounds and Limits of Virtue, upon the
unerring Rules of Reason, or upon some Determinations, to
be taken at the next great Assembly; and often upon the various Excellencies
of Poetry. I may add without Vanity, that my
Presence often gave them sufficient Matter for Discourse, because it
afforded my Master an Occasion of letting his Friends into
the History of me and my Country, upon which they were all pleased
to descant in a Manner not very advantageous to human
Kind; and for that Reason I shall not repeat what they said: Only I
may be allowed to observe, That his Honour, to my great
Admiration, appeared to understand the Nature of Yahoos in all Countries
much better than myself. He went through all our
Vices and Follies, and discovered many which I had never mentioned
to him, by only supposing what Qualities a Yahoo of their
Country, with a small Proportion of Reason, might be capable of exerting;
and concluded, with too much Probability, how vile
as well as miserable such a Creature must be.
I freely confess, that all the little Knowledge I have of any
Value, was acquired by the Lectures I received from my Master,
and from hearing the Discourses of him and his Friends; to which I
should be prouder to listen, than to dictate to the greatest
and wisest Assembly in Europe. I admired the Strength, Comeliness,
and Speed of the Inhabitants; and such a Constellation of
Virtues in such Amiable Persons produced in me the highest Veneration.
At first, indeed, I did not feel that natural Awe which
the Yahoos and all other Animals bear towards them, but it grew upon
me by Degrees, much sooner than I imagined, and was
mingled with a respectful Love and Gratitude, that they would condescend
to distinguish me from the rest of my Species.
When I thought of my Family, my Friends, my Countrymen, or Human
Race in general, I considered them as they really were,
Yahoos in Shape and Disposition, perhaps a little more civilized, and
qualified with the Gift of Speech, but making no other use
of Reason, than to improve and multiply those Vices whereof their Brethren
in this Country had only the Share that Nature
allotted them. When I happened to behold the Reflection of my own Form
in a Lake or Fountain, I turned away my Face in
Horror and Detestation of myself, and could better endure the sight
of a common Yahoo, than of my own Person. By
conversing with the Houyhnhnms, and looking upon them with Delight,
I fell to imitate their Gait and Gesture, which is now
grown into an Habit, and my Friends often tell me in a blunt way, that
I trot like a Horse; which, however, I take for a great
Compliment: Neither shall I disown, that in speaking I am apt to fall
into the Voice and Manner of the Houyhnhnms, and hear
myself ridiculed on that Account without the least Mortification.
In the midst of all this Happiness, and when I looked upon myself
to be fully settled for Life, my Master sent for me one
Morning a little earlier than his usual Hour. I observed by his Countenance
that he was in some Perplexity, and at a Loss how
to begin what he had to speak. After a short Silence, He told me he
did not know how I would take what he was going to say;
that in the last general Assembly, when the Affair of the Yahoos was
entered upon, the Representatives had taken offence at his
keeping a Yahoo (meaning myself) in his Family more like a Houyhnhnm,
than a Brute Animal. That he was known frequently
to converse with me, as if he could receive some Advantage or Pleasure
in my Company: That such a Practice was not
agreeable to Reason or Nature, nor a Thing ever heard of before among
them. The Assembly did therefore exhort him, either
to employ me like the rest of my Species, or command me to swim back
to the Place from where I came. That the first of these
Expedients was utterly rejected by all theHouyhnhnms, who had ever
seen me at his House or their own: For they alledged,
That because I had some Rudiments of Reason, added to the natural Pravity
of those Animals, it was to be feared, I might be
able to seduce them into the woody and mountainous Parts of the Country,
and bring them in Troops by Night to destroy the
Houyhnhnms Cattle, as being naturally of the ravenous Kind, and averse
from Labour.
My Master added, That he was daily pressed by theHouyhnhnms of
the Neighbourhood to have the Assembly's Exhortation
executed, which he could not put off much longer. He doubted it would
be impossible for me to swim to another Country, and
therefore wished I would contrive some sort of Vehicle resembling those
I had described to him, that might carry me on the
Sea; in which Work I should have the Assistance of his own Servants,
as well as those of his Neighbours. He concluded, That
for his own Part he could have been content to keep me in his Service
as long as I lived, because he found I had cured myself
of some bad Habits and Dispositions, by endeavouring, as far as my
inferior Nature was capable, to imitate the Houyhnhnms.
I should here observe to the Reader, That a Decree of the general
Assembly in this Country, is expressed by the Word
Hnhloayn, which signifies an Exhortation; as near as I can render it:
For they have no Conception how a rational Creature
can be compelled, but only advised or exhorted, because no Person can
disobey Reason, without giving up his Claim to be a
rational Creature.
I was struck with the utmost Grief and Despair at my Master's
Discourse, and being unable to support the Agonies I was
under, I fell into a Swoon at his Feet; when I came to myself, he told
me that he concluded I had been dead. (For these People
are subject to no such Imbecilities of Nature). I answered, in a faint
Voice, That Death would have been too great a Happiness;
that although I could not blame the Assembly's Exhortation, or the
Urgency of his Friends; yet, in my weak and corrupt
Judgment, I thought it might consist with Reason to have been less
rigorous. That I could not swim a League, and probably the
nearest Land to theirs might be distant above an hundred: That many
Materials, necessary for making a small Vessel to carry
me off, were wholly wanting in this Country, which, however, I would
attempt in Obedience and Gratitude to his Honour,
although I concluded the Thing to be impossible, and therefore looked
on my self as already devoted to Destruction. That the
certain Prospect of unnatural Death, was the least of my Evils: For,
supposing I should escape with Life by some strange
Adventure, how could I think with Temper, of passing my Days among
Yahoos, and relapsing into my old Corruptions, for
want of Examples to lead and keep me within the Paths of Virtue. That
I knew too well upon what solid Reasons all the
Determinations of the wise Houyhnhnms were founded, not to be shaken
by Arguments of mine, a miserable Yahoo; and
therefore after presenting him with my humble Thanks for the Offer
of his Servants Assistance in making a Vessel, and desiring
a Reasonable Time for so difficult a Work, I told him I would endeavour
to preserve a wretched Being; and if ever I returned
to England, was not without Hopes of being useful to my own Species,
by celebrating the Praises of the renowned
Houyhnhnms, and proposing their Virtues to the Imitation of Mankind.
My Master in a few Words made me a very gracious Reply, and allowed
me the space of two Months to finish my Boat; and
ordered the Sorrel Nag, my Fellow-Servant, (for so at this Distance
I may presume to call him) to follow my Instructions,
because I told my Master that his Help would be sufficient, and I knew
he had a Tenderness for me.
In his Company, my first Business was to go to that Part of the
Coast, where my rebellious Crew had ordered me to be set on
Shore. I got upon a Height, and looking on every side into the Sea,
fancied I saw a small Island, towards the North-East: I
took out my Pocket-glass, and could then clearly distinguish it about
five Leagues off, as I computed; but it appeared to the
Sorrel Nag to be only a blue Cloud: For, as he had no Conception of
any Country beside his own, so he could not be as
Expert in distinguishing remote Objects at Sea, as we who so much converse
in that Element.
After I had discovered this Island, I considered no farther; but
resolved, it should, if possible, be the first Place of my
Banishment, leaving the Consequence to Fortune.
I returned Home, and consulting with the Sorrel Nag, we went into
a Copse at some Distance, where I with my Knife, and he
with a sharp Flint fastened very artificially, after their Manner,
to a wooden Handle, cut down several Oak Wattles about the
Thickness of a Walking-staff, and some larger Pieces. But I shall not
trouble the Reader with a particular Description of my
own Mechanicks; let it suffice to say, that in six Weeks time, with
the Help of the Sorrel Nag, who performed the Parts that
required most Labour, I finished a sort of Indian Canoo, but much larger,
covering it with the Skins of Yahoos well stitched
together, with hempen Threads of my own making. My Sail was likewise
composed of the Skins of the same Animal; but I
made use of the youngest I could get, the older being too tough and
thick, and I likewise provided myself with four Paddles. I
laid in a Stock of boiled Flesh, of Rabbets and Fowls, and took with
me two Vessels, one filled with Milk and the other with
Water.
I tried my Canoo in a large Pond near my Master's House, and then
corrected in it what was amiss; stopping all the Chinks
with Yahoos Tallow, till I found it stanch, and able to bear me, and
my Freight. And when it was as compleat as I could
possibly make it, I had it drawn on a Carriage very gently by Yahoos,
to the Seaside, under the Conduct of the Sorrel Nag,
and another Servant.
When all was ready, and the Day came for my Departure, I took
Leave of my Master and Lady, and the whole Family, mine
Eyes flowing with Tears, and my Heart quite sunk with Grief. But his
Honour, out of Curiosity, and perhaps (if I may speak it
without Vanity) partly out of Kindness, was determined to see me in
my Canoo, and got several of his neighbouring Friends to
accompany him. I was forced to wait above an Hour for the Tide, and
then observing the Wind very fortunately bearing
towards the Island, to which I intended to steer my Course, I took
a second Leave of my Master: But as I was going to
prostrate myself to kiss his Hoof, he did me the Honour to raise it
gently to my Mouth. I am not ignorant how much I have been
censured for mentioning this last Particular. For my Detractors are
pleased to think it improbable, that so Illustrious a Person
should descend to give so great a Mark of Distinction to a Creature
so inferior as I. Neither have I forgot, how apt some
Travellers are to boast of extraordinary Favours they have received.
But if these Censurers were better acquainted with the
noble and courteous Disposition of the Houyhnhnms, they would soon
change their Opinion.
I paid my respects to the rest of theHouyhnhnms in his Honour's
Company; then getting into my Canoo, I pushed off from
Shore.