Courtney Love, Freefall
Kurt Cobain’s widow would not pass the pen test… She’s got a so fallen breast that she should have worn a bra (or at least a different dress?). And if that’s not enough, it’s said that her new boyfriend is Mickey Rourke. What a couple, huh?
Pfeiffer, art through her veins…
And maybe that’s why they are so visible, isn’t it? Michelle, at 50, is so slender that she seems to be 20. But she better stop, because gaining a bit more of weight would make her ankles look better. This is how we saw her at the Berlinale, in the promotion of ‘Cheri’.
Madonna, queen of the double chin
50-year-women are obsessed with looking younger, but many times it is counterproductive indeed. What a jowl! She even looks like granny. Lotta lifting but gravity rules.
Sarah Jessica Parker, Uncool and the City
Get yourself a good hideout, because if producers see you in a so terrible way, I bet you’ll not be on the second part of Sex and the City, the movie. Does she really think that it is rad boasting about her hooves? If she really wanted to wear cool accessory, she should have chosen a pair of gloves, because those hands…
Marina Castaño, fashion expert
Cela’s widow spent the whole day trying to look beautiful –yes… trying–. She got up from home early in the morning, went right to the gym, and there was where she stayed until the afternoon. The best thing was her sportive look, –tight, tight–, that pigtail, that skin, that rictus… Listen, you can wear anything you want to, yes, as long as you’re home, but if you are a popular person and you hit the street wearing that, I bet paparazzi will bust you.
Sharon, watch out, it’s falling!
No one can say she’s not attractive being almost 51, but she better cover the cellulite on her legs. She showed her legs this way in a bash thrown in London, after the Bafta. She hasn’t got a complex, that’s quite clear, as she tried to make out with Dev Patel, the 18-year-old star of ‘Slumdog Millionaire’.
Hilton, Parisian view
The queen of parties almost showed us one of the Parisian beauties, as one of her boobies almost said hello to us. It was in a local in L.A. You know, impossible cleavages and you’re busted…
Whitney Houston, on a diet…
If you gonna party and boyfriend showoff (rapper Ray J: 16 years younger than her), don’t do that wearing transparencies. Whitney, honey, we know that you don’t really care about this kind of things, but… do you really think that he will sing that of ‘I will always love you?’
¿Quién quiere ser millonario… como Frieda?
Después de ver la genial película de Danny Boyle “Slumdog Millionaire”, nos quedamos realmente pasmados al ver el modelito de su guapísima prota, Freida Pinto.
La ex modelo rezuma glamur de la vieja escuela y nunca se ha equivocado de modelo con Jimmy Choo sobre la alfombra roja.
Esta semana nos enamoramos de la asimetría de su vestido metálico –que llevaba en los Premios del Gremio de Directores de America– diseñado por el estrafalario diseñador americano, Zac Posen.
Pero rozando las 3000 libras, su aspecto brillante es un poco fuerte para nuestro presupuesto.
Vestuario de Frieda: vestido de Zac Posen, 2780 libras; tacones, 450 libras; y bolso de mano de Jimmy Choo, 390 libras.
Total: 3620 libras.