Translation Class: Qué me dices (Febrero 2009)

Amaia Salamanca (22)

No bra, no paradise

The ex blonde from Sin tetas just needs a rag to instantly become a goddess.  However, this Ralph Lauren, and this ‘no-bra’, made his glamour fly away. She was way much better wearing the red Manuel Motta dress chosen in the James Bond premiere back in Valencia.

Paula Echevarría (31)

Let us see those legs

Why does she hide her anatomy being already recovered from giving birth six months ago? Aelio Benhayer didn’t really help David Bustamante’s wife… neither her personal trainer. Show a bit of leg as you did some months ago in that bash thrown by a magazine.

Pilar Rubio (29)

Why did you do that?

Wearing that dress by Vicky Martín Berrocal, we don’t need the imagination to see through it. An excessive cleavage, back and front transparencies… ¿and what about those fringes? In the 2007 TPs she really passed the exam with a sober BDBG number.

Eva González (28)

Near miss

She was quite acceptable conducting the TPs, but she didn’t do her ‘breast’. The ex Miss’ cleavage was nearly blurred under her Hannibal Laguna. However, last summer even Cayetano Rivera succumbed to her charms with this awesome number by Dsquared2.

Demi More

It wasn’t your size, huh?

We don’t know yet if it was because of a setback or a swelling, but those aren’t definitely her shoes. Wearing them, she introduced ‘Happy Tears’, not much applauded in the Berlinalle.

Alice Dellal

What the. . . ?

Carlota Casiraghi’s sister-in-law forgot her sense of shame back at home. This is how she attended to a prize-giving: transparent dress and haircut maybe by Edward Scissorhands, without forgetting the claw-shaped gloves being the icing on the cake.