The Chaos, by G. Nolst Trenite' a.k.a. "Charivarius" 1870 – 1946

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Dearest creature in creation dɪǝrǝst kriːʧǝ ɪn krieɪʃǝnŋ

Studying English pronunciation, stᴧdiːɪŋ ɪŋglɪʃ prǝnᴧnsieɪʃǝn/

I will teach you in my verse aɪ wɪl tiːʧ juː ɪn maɪ vɜːrs

Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse saʊndz laɪk kɔːps kɔːz hɔːrs ǝnd wɜːrs

I will keep you, Susy, busy, aɪ wɪl kiːp juː/ suzi/ bɪzi/

Make your head with heat grow dizzy. meɪk jʊr hed wɪð hiːt grǝʊ dɪzɪ//

Tear in eye your dress you'll tear; tɪǝr ɪn aɪ jʊr dres juːl teǝ/

Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer. kwɪǝ/ feǝ sɪǝ/ hiǝ maɪ preǝr//

Pray, console your loving poet, preɪ/ kǝnsǝʊl jʊr lᴧvɪŋ pǝʊǝt/

Make my coat look new, dear, sew it! meɪk maɪ kǝʊt lʊk njuː/ dɪǝr/ sǝw ɪt

Just compare heart, beard and heard, ʤᴧst kǝmpeǝ haːrt/ bɪǝd ǝnd hɜːd/

Dies and diet, lord and word, daɪz ǝnd daɪet/ lɔːrd ǝnd wɜːrd/

Sword and sward, retain and Britain. sɔːrd ǝnd swǝd/ rɪteɪn ǝnd brɪtǝn//

(Mind the latter, how it's written). maɪnd ðe lᴂtǝʳ/ haʊ ɪt ɪz rɪten

Made has not the sound of bade, meɪd hᴂz nɒt ðe saʊnd ɒv bᴂd/

Say, said, pay, laid, but not plaid. seɪ/ sed/ peɪ/ leɪd/ bᴧt nɒt plᴂd//

Now I surely will not plague you naʊ aɪ ʃurli wɪl nɒt pleɪg juː

With such words as vague and ague, wɪð sᴧʧ wɜːrdz ᴂz veɪg ǝnd eɪgju/

But be careful how you speak, bᴧt biː kerfǝl haʊ juː spiːk/

Say gush, bush, steak, streak, break, bleak, seɪ gᴧʃ/ bʊʃ/ steɪk/ striːk/ breɪk/ bliːk/

Previous, precious, fuchsia, via, priːviǝs/ preʃǝs/ fjuːʃǝ/ vaɪǝ/

Recipe, pipe, studding-sail, choir, recǝpi/ paɪp/ stʊnsei/ kwaɪǝ/

Woven, oven, how and low, wǝʊvǝn/ ᴧvǝn/ haʊ ǝnd lǝʊ/

Script, receipts, shoe, poem, toe. skrɪpt/ rɪsiːt/ ʃuː/ pǝʊǝm/ tǝʊ//

Hear me say, devoid of trickery, hɪǝ miː seɪ/ dɪvɔɪd ɒv trɪkǝrɪ/

Daughter, laughter and Terpsichore, dɔːtǝr/ lᴂftǝr ǝnd tepsikari/

Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles taɪfɔɪd/ miːzelz/ tɒpseɪl/ aɪlz

Exiles, similes, reviles. eksaɪlz/ sɪmɪliːz/ rɪvaɪlz/

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