WASHING DAY

"Washing-Day." by Anna Lætitia Barbauld (1743 - 1825) First Publication: Monthly Magazine. Unsigned. December, 1797, p. 452. This Edition: The Works of Anna Lætitia Barbauld, with a Memoir by Lucy Aikin. London: Longman, 1825. I:202-206.
Washing-Day
    ................. and their voice, 
    Turning again towards childish treble, pipes 
    And whistles in its sound.­ {1} 
The Muses are turned gossips; they have lost {2} 
The buskin'd step, and clear high-sounding phrase, 
Language of gods. Come, then, domestic Muse, 
In slip-shod measure loosely prattling on 
Of farm or orchard, pleasant curds and cream, 
Or drowning flies, or shoe lost in the mire 
By little whimpering boy, with rueful face; 
Come, Muse, and sing the dreaded Washing-Day. 
­Ye who beneath the yoke of wedlock bend, 
With bowed soul, full well ye ken the day 
Which week, smooth sliding after week, brings on 
Too soon; for to that day nor peace belongs 
Nor comfort; ere the first grey streak of dawn, 
The red-arm'd washers come and chase repose. 
Nor pleasant smile, nor quaint device of mirth, 
E'er visited that day: the very cat, 
From the wet kitchen scared, and reeking hearth, 
Visits the parlour, an unwonted guest. 
The silent breakfast-meal is soon dispatch'd 
Uninterrupted, save by anxious looks 
Cast at the lowering sky, if sky should lower. 
From that last evil, oh preserve us, heavens! 
For should the skies pour down, adieu to all 
Remains of quiet; then expect to hear 
Of sad disasters­dirt and gravel stains 
Hard to efface, and loaded lines at once 
Snapped short­and linen-horse by dog thrown down, 
And all the petty miseries of life. 
Saints have been calm while stretched upon the rack, 
And Guatimozin smil'd on burning coals; {3} 
But never yet did housewife notable 
Greet with a smile a rainy washing-day. 
­But grant the welkin fair, require not thou 
Who call'st thyself perchance the master there, 
Or study swept, or nicely dusted coat, 
Or usual 'tendance; ask not, indiscreet, 
Thy stockings mended, tho' the yawning rents 
Gape wide as Erebus, nor hope to find 
Some snug recess impervious: should'st thou try 
The 'customed garden walks, thine eye shall rue 
The budding fragrance of thy tender shrubs, 
Myrtle or rose, all crushed beneath the weight 
Of coarse check'd apron, with impatient hand 
Twitch'd off when showers impend: or crossing lines 
Shall mar thy musings, as the wet cold sheet 
Flaps in thy face abrupt. Woe to the friend 
Whose evil stars have urged him forth to claim 
On such a day the hospitable rites; 
Looks, blank at best, and stinted courtesy, 
Shall he receive. Vainly he feeds his hopes 
With dinner of roast chicken, savoury pie, 
Or tart or pudding:­pudding he nor tart 
That day shall eat; nor, tho' the husband try, 
Mending what can't be help'd, to kindle mirth 
From cheer deficient, shall his consort's brow 
Clear up propitious; the unlucky guest 
In silence dines, and early slinks away.
  I well remember, when a child, the awe 
This day struck into me; for then the maids, 
I scarce knew why, looked cross, and drove me from them; 
Nor soft caress could I obtain, nor hope 
Usual indulgencies; jelly or creams, 
Relique of costly suppers, and set by 
For me their petted one; or butter'd toast, 
When butter was forbid; or thrilling tale 
Of ghost, or witch, or murder­so I went 
And shelter'd me beside the parlour fire: 
There my dear grandmother, eldest of forms, 
Tended the little ones, and watched from harm, 
Anxiously fond, tho' oft her spectacles 
With elfin cunning hid, and oft the pins 
Drawn from her ravell'd stocking, might have sour'd 
One less indulgent.­ 
At intervals my mother's voice was heard, 
Urging dispatch; briskly the work went on, 
All hands employed to wash, to rinse, to wring, 
To fold, and starch, and clap, and iron, and plait. 
Then would I sit me down, and ponder much 
Why washings were. Sometimes thro' hollow bowl 
Of pipe amused we blew, and sent aloft 
The floating bubbles, little dreaming then 
To see, Mongolfier, thy silken ball {4} 
Ride buoyant through the clouds­so near approach 
The sports of children and the toils of men. 
Earth, air, and sky, and ocean, hath its bubbles, 
And verse is one of them­this most of all. 
  
Notes: Motto: Shakespeare, As You Like It, a slight misquotation of II.vii.161-63. Muses: Nine sister goddesses of Greek mythology who preside over song, poetry, and other arts and sciences. Guatimozin: The nephew and son-in-law of Montezuma was the last of the Mexican Emperors, killed by Cortez. (The 1797 publication names Montezuma here instead of Guatimozin.) Mongolfier: Joseph Michel (1740-1810) and Jacques Etienne (1745-1799) Montgolfier launched the first hot-air balloon in France in the summer of 1783. Anna Letitia Barbauld attended a ballooning exhibition in January 1784, at the Pantheon.