Pilar Rubio (29)

Why did you do it?

The dress by Vicky Martin Berrocal, left less to imagination. An excessive cleavage, front and back transparencies…and those fringes! Her appearance on TP awards in 2007, with a simple design by BCBG, passed with distinction.

 

 

Eva González (28)

“Miss”-ing the previous Eva

She made the grade as TP awards presenter but she did not get high C. Her cleavage went unnoticed in the Hannibal Laguna’s dress. Anyway last summer even Cayetano Rivera fell victim to her charms with this awesome design by Dsquared2.

 

 

Demi Moore, what about the next size up? We don’t know if it was a last minute hitch or because of the swelling, but those shoes did not fit her. Wearing them she presented “Happy Tears” , a movie with little success in Berlin Festival.

 

 

Alice Dellal, WTF?! Carlota Casiraghi’s sister-in-law did not ashame of herself. That’s the way she appeared in an awards ceremony: wearing a see-through dress and a haircut designed by Edward Scissorhands. The claw-shaped gloves completed an impossible look.

 

 

Courtney Love, free fall. Kurt Cobain’s widow will not pass the pen test…She has such a dropping breasts that at least she could have bought a bra (or wearing another dress). Moreover, it is said that she’s dating Mickey Rourke. What a couple…

 

 

Pfeifer, art running through her veins… and that could be the reason why she’s got them so marked, couldn’t it? Michelle, at 50, is so slim that she seems to be 20. But not going too far, with some more flesh on her she would have nicer ankles. That’s the way we saw her in Berlinale, in the promotion of “Cheri”.

 

 

Madonna, jowl’s Queen Women on their fifties are taken to lose weight to look younger, but many times it is counterproductive. What a jowl! She looks like her grandmother. She’s always facelifting but the law of gravity rules.

 

 

Sarah Jessica Parker, naff in New York If her movie’s producer see her like that, she won’t star “Sex in the city “ the sequel for the screen. Does she really think that to show off paws is fashionable? If she wanted to wear accessories better had she bet for some gloves, because with such hands…

 

 

Marina Castaño, worried about her beauty. Cela’s widow spent all day 7 getting all prettied up – or at least trying-. She went out in the morning right to the gym and there she was until the afternoon. The “best” was the sportive model, fitting tighter than a glove, and that ponytail, that skin, that grin… You can wear whatever at home, but if you are a well-known person, be sure you’ll be recognised ( and people will flip out) or even they’ll take you a photo like this…

 

 

Be careful Sharon, it’s hanging! Nobody denies her attractiveness about to be 51, but those hanging thighs  with cellulite, it’s better to cover them up. She showed them naturally in a party after the Bafta awards in London. It ‘s obvious that she has got no complex at all, because after she tried to make out with Dev Patel,  the actor who is playing the leading role in “Slumdog Millionaire”.

 

 

Whitney Houston, those snacks… If you are going out to party to show off your baby boyfriend ( He, the rapper Ray J, is 16 years younger than her) don’t boast about your figure with those transparencies. Dear Whitney , at your 46  we all know that you have experienced so much…but looking that way he will not sing to you “I will always love you”.

 

 

I’d rather be PARIShed than plain, the Queen of every party was about to suffer a boob flashing. It was in Los Angeles while she was going out a club. Wearing some cleavages there are some impossible poses…

 

 

Hay algo de barriobajera  en Freida

Después de ver la increíble película de Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire hemos tenido un ataque de estilo por parte de la protagonista femenina Freida Pinto. 

El antiguo modelo rezumaba estilo de la vieja escuela y de momento no ha pisado la alfombra roja con unos Jimmy Choo*equivocados.

Esta semana nos enamoramos con su vestido metálico asimétrico- que llevaba en la entrega de premios del Sindicato de directores de América – del extravagante diseñador estadounidense Zac Pousen. Pero por casi 3000 libras, su brillante look es un poco excesivo para nuestro presupuesto.

Freida viste: vestido £2780 , Zac Posen; zapatos de tacón £450; bolso de mano £390, Jimmy Choo

Total: £3620