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Chapter 16
Some time after this, they came
again to know if he had talked with me. He told them he had; that he found
me not so averse to an accommodation as some of my friends were, who resented
the disgrace offered me, and set me on; that they blow’d the coals in secret,
prompting me to revenge, or do myself justice, as they called it; so that
he could not tell what to say to it; he told them he would do his endeavour
to persuade me, but he ought to be able to tell me what proposal they made.
They pretended they could not make any proposal, because it might be made
use of against them; and he told them, that by the same rule he could not
make any offers, for that might be pleaded in abatement of what damages
a jury might be inclined to give. However, after some discourse and mutual
promises that no advantage should be taken on either side, by what was
transacted then or at any other of those meetings, they came to a kind
of a treaty; but so remote, and so wide from one another, that nothing
could be expected from it; for my attorney demanded 500 l and charges,
and they offered 50 l without charges; so they broke off, and the
mercer proposed to have a meeting with me myself; and my attorney
agreed to that very readily.
My attorney gave me notice to
come to this meeting in good clothes, and with some state, that the mercer
might see I was something more than I seemed to be that time they had me.
Accordingly I came in a new suit of second mourning, according to what
I had said at the justice’s. I set myself out, too, as well as a widow’s
dress in second mourning would admit; my governess also furnished me with
a good pearl necklace, that shut in behind with a locket of diamonds, which
she had in pawn; and I had a very good figure; and as I stayed till I was
sure they were come, I came in a coach to the door, with my maid with me.
When I came into the room the
mercer
was surprised. He stood up and made his bow, which I took a little notice
of, and but a little, and went and sat down where my own attorney had pointed
to me to sit, for it was his house. After a little while the mercer
said, he did not know me again, and began to make some compliments his
way. I told him, I believed he did not know me at first, and that if he
had, I believed he would not have treated me as he did.
He told me he was very sorry
for what had happened, and that it was to testify the willingness he had
to make all possible reparation that he had appointed this meeting; that
he hoped I would not carry things to extremity, which might be not only
too great a loss to him, but might be the ruin of his business and shop,
in which case I might have the satisfaction of repaying an injury with
an injury ten times greater; but that I would then get nothing, whereas
he was willing to do me any justice that was in his power, without putting
himself or me to the trouble or charge of a suit at law.
I told him I was glad to hear
him talk so much more like a man of sense than he did before; that it was
true, acknowledgment in most cases of affronts was counted reparation sufficient;
but this had gone too far to be made up so; that I was not revengeful,
nor did I seek his ruin, or any man’s else, but that all my friends were
unanimous not to let me so far neglect my character as to adjust a thing
of this kind without a sufficient reparation of Honour: That to be taken
up for a thief was such an indignity as could not be put up; that my character
was above being treated so by any that knew me, but because in my condition
of a widow I had been for some time careless of myself, and negligent of
myself, I might be taken for such a creature, but that for the particular
usage I had from him afterwards, —and then I repeated all as before; it
was so provoking I had scarce patience to repeat it.
Well, he acknowledged all, and
was might humble indeed; he made proposals very handsome; he came up to
100 l and to pay all the law charges, and added that he would make
me a present of a very good suit of clothes. I came down to 300 l,
and I demanded that I should publish an advertisement of the particulars
in the common newspapers.
This was a clause he never could
comply with. However, at last he came up, by good management of my attorney,
to 150 l and a suit of black silk clothes; and there I agree, and
as it were, at my attorney’s request, complied with it, he paying my attorney’s
bill and charges, and gave us a good supper into the bargain.
When I came to receive the money,
I brought my governess with me, dressed like an old duchess, and a gentleman
very well dressed, who we pretended courted me, but I called him cousin,
and the lawyer was only to hint privately to him that his gentleman courted
the widow.
He treated us handsomely indeed,
and paid the money cheerfully enough; so that it cost him 200 l
in all, or rather more. At our last meeting, when all was agreed, the case
of the journeyman came up, and the mercer begged very hard for him; told
me he was a man that had kept a shop of his own, and been in good business,
had a wife, and several children, and was very poor; that he had nothing
to make satisfaction with, but he should come to beg my pardon on his knees,
if I desired it, as openly as I pleased. I had no spleen at the saucy rogue,
nor were his submissions anything to me, since there was nothing to be
got by him, so I thought it was as good to throw that in generously as
not; so I told him I did not desire the ruin of any man, and therefore
at his request I would forgive the wretch; it was below me to seek any
revenge.
When we were at supper he brought
the poor fellow in to make acknowledgment, which he would have done with
as much mean humility as his offence was with insulting haughtiness and
pride, in which he was an instance of a complete baseness of spirit, impious,
cruel, and relentless when uppermost and in prosperity, abject and low-spirited
when down in affliction. However, I abated his cringes, told him I forgave
him, and desired he might withdraw, as if I did not care for the sight
of him, though I had forgiven him.
I was now in good circumstances
indeed, if I could have known my time for leaving off, and my governess
often said I was the richest of the trade in England; and so I believe
I was, for I had 700 l by me in money, besides clothes, rings, some
plate, and two gold watches, and all of them stolen, for I had innumerable
jobs besides these I have mentioned. Oh! had I even now had the grace of
repentance, I had still leisure to have looked back upon my follies, and
have made some reparation; but the satisfaction I was to make for the public
mischiefs I had done was yet left behind; and I could not forbear going
abroad again, as I called it now, than any more I could when my
extremity really drove me out for bread.
It was not long after the affair
with the mercer was made up, that I went out in an equipage quite
different from any I had ever appeared in before. I dressed myself like
a beggar woman, in the coarsest and most despicable rags I could get, and
I walked about peering and peeping into every door and window I came near;
and indeed I was in such a plight now that I knew as ill how to behave
in as ever I did in any. I naturally abhorred dirt and rags; I had been
bred up tight and cleanly, and could be no other, whatever condition I
was in; so that this was the most uneasy disguise to me that ever I put
on. I said presently to myself that this would not do, for this was a dress
that everybody was shy and afraid of; and I thought everybody looked at
me, as if they were afraid I should come near them, lest I should take
something from them, or afraid to come near me, lest they should get something
from me. I wandered about all the evening the first time I went out, and
made nothing of it, but came home again wet, draggl’d, and tired. However,
I went out again the next night, and then I met with a little adventure,
which had like to have cost me dear. As I was standing near a tavern door,
there comes a gentleman on horseback, and lights at the door, and wanting
to go into the tavern, he calls one of the drawers to hold his horse. He
stayed pretty long in the tavern, and the drawer heard his master call,
and thought he would be angry with him. Seeing me stand by him, he called
to me, ‘Here, woman,’ says he, ‘hold this horse a while, till I
go in; if the gentleman comes, he’ll give you something.’ ‘Yes,’ says
I, and takes the horse, and walks off with him very soberly, and carried
him to my governess.
This had been a booty to those
that had understood it; but never was poor thief more at a loss to know
what to do with anything that was stolen; for when I came home, my governess
was quite confounded, and what to do with the creature, we neither of us
knew. To send him to a sable was doing nothing, for it was certain that
public notice would be given in the Gazette, and the horse described,
so that we durst not go to fetch it again.
All the remedy we had for this
unlucky adventure was to go and set up the horse at an inn, and send a
note by a porter to the tavern, that the gentleman’s horse that was lost
such a time was left at such an inn, and that he might be had there; that
the poor woman that held him, having led him about the street, not being
able to lead him back again, had left him there. We might have waited till
the owner had published and offered a reward, but we did not care to venture
the receiving the reward.
So this was a robbery and no
robbery, for little was lost by it, and nothing was got by it, and I was
quite sick of going out in a beggar’s dress; it did not answer at all,
and besides, I thought it was ominous and threatening.
While I was in this disguise,
I fell in with a parcel of folks of a worse kind than any I ever sorted
with, and I saw a little into their ways too. These were coiners of money,
and they made some very good offers to me, as to profit; but the part they
would have had me have embarked in was the most dangerous part. I mean
that of the very working the die, as they call it, which, had I been taken,
had been certain death, and that at a stake, I say, to be burnt
to death at a stake; so that though I was to appearance but a beggar, and
they promised mountains of gold and silver to me to engage, yet it would
not do. It is true, if I had been really a beggar, or had been desperate
as when I began, I might perhaps have closed with it; for what care they
to die that can’t tell how to live? But at present this was not my condition,
at least I was for no such terrible risks as those; besides, the very thoughts
of being burnt at a stake struck terror into my very soul, chilled my blood,
and gave me the vapours to such a degree, as I could not think of it without
trembling.
This put an end to my disguise
too, for as I did not like the proposal, so I did not tell them so, but
seemed to relish it, and promised to meet again. But I durst see them no
more; for if I had seen them, and not complied, though I had declined it
with the greatest assurance of secrecy in the world, they would have gone
near to have murdered me, to make sure work, and make themselves easy,
as
they call it. What kind of easiness that is, they may best judge that
understand how easy men are that can murder people to prevent danger.
This and horse-stealing were
things quite out of my way, and I might easily resolve I would have to
more to say to them; my business seemed to lie another way, and though
it had hazard enough in it too, yet it was more suitable to me, and what
had more of art in it, and more room to escape, and more chances for a-coming
off if a surprise should happen.
I had several proposals made
also to me about that time, to come into a gang of house-breakers; but
that was a thing I had no mind to venture at neither, any more than I had
at the coining trade. I offered to go along with two men and a woman, that
made it their business to get into houses by stratagem, and with them I
was willing enough to venture. But there were three of them already, and
they did not care to part, nor I to have too many in a gang, so I did not
close with them, but declined them, and they paid dear for their next attempt.
But at length I met with a woman
that had often told me what adventures she had made, and with success,
at the waterside, and I closed with her, and we drove on our business pretty
well. One day we came among some Dutch people at St. Catherine’s,
where we went on pretence to buy goods that were privately got on shore.
I was two or three times in a house where we saw a good quantity of prohibited
goods, and my companion once brought away three pieces of Dutch
black silk that turned to good account, and I had my share of it; but in
all the journeys I made by myself, I could not get an opportunity to do
anything, so I laid it aside, for I had been so often, that they began
to suspect something, and were so shy, that I saw nothing was to be done.
This baulk’d me a little, and
I resolved to push at something or other, for I was not used to come back
so often without purchase; so the next day I dressed myself up fine, and
took a walk to the other end of the town. I passed through the Exchange
in the Strand, but had no notion of finding anything to do there,
when on a sudden I saw a great cluttering in the place, and all the people,
shopkeepers as well as others, standing up and staring; and what should
it be but some great duchess come into the Exchange, and they said
the queen was coming. I set myself close up to a shop-side with my back
to the counter, as if to let the crowd pass by, when keeping my eye upon
a parcel of lace which the shopkeeper was showing to some ladies that stood
by me, the shopkeeper and her maid were so taken up with looking to see
who was coming, and what shop they would go to, that I found means to slip
a paper of lace into my pocket and come clear off with it; so the lady-milliner
paid dear enough for her gaping after the queen.
I went off from the shop, as
if driven along by the throng, and mingling myself with the crowd, went
out at the other door of the Exchange, and so got away before they
missed their lace; and because I would not be followed, I called a coach
and shut myself up in it. I had scarce shut the coach doors up, but I saw
the milliner’s maid and five or six more come running out into the street,
and crying out as if they were frightened. They did not cry ‘Stop thief!’
because nobody ran away, but I could hear the word ‘robbed,’ and ‘lace,’
two or three times, and saw the wench wringing her hands, and run staring
to and again, like one scared. The coachman that had taken me up was getting
up into the box, but was not quite up, so that the horse had not begun
to move; so that I was terrible uneasy, and I took the packet of lace and
laid it ready to have dropped it out at the flap of the coach, which opens
before, just behind the coachman; but to my great satisfaction, in less
than a minute the coach began to move, that is to say, as soon as the coachman
had got up and spoken to his horses; so he drove away without any interruption,
and I brought off my purchase, which was work near 20 l.
The next day I dressed up again,
but in quite different clothes, and walked the same way again, but nothing
offered till I came into St. James’s Park, where I saw abundance
of fine ladies in the Park, walking in the Mall, and among
the rest there was a little miss, a young lady of about twelve or thirteen
years old, and she had a sister, as I suppose it was, with her, that might
be about nine years old. I observed the biggest had a fine gold watch on,
and a good necklace of pearl, and they had a footman in livery with them;
but as it is not usual for the footman to go behind the ladies in the Mall,
so I observed the footman stopped at their going into the Mall,
and the biggest of the sisters spoke to him, which I perceived was to bid
him be just there when they came back.
When I heard her dismiss the
footman, I stepped up to him and asked him, what little lady that was?
and held a little chat with him about what a pretty child it was with her,
and how genteel and well carriag’d the lady, the eldest, would be: how
womanish, and how grave; and the fool of a fellow told me presently who
she was; that she was Sir Thomas—’s eldest daughter, of Essex, and
that she was a great fortune; that her mother was not come to town yet;
but she was with Sir William—’s lady, of Suffolk, at her
lodging in Suffolk-Street, and a great deal more; that they had
a maid and a woman to wait on them, besides Sir Thomas’s coach,
the coachman, and himself; and that young lady was governess to the whole
family, as well here as at home too; and, in short, told me abundance of
things enough for my business.
I was very well dressed, and
had my gold watch as well as she; so I left the footman, and I puts myself
in a rank with this young lady, having stayed till she had taken one double
turn in the Mall, and was going forward again; by and by I saluted
her by her name, with the title of Lady Betty. I asked her when
she heard from her father; when my lady her mother would be in town, and
how she did.
I talked so familiarly to her
of her whole family that she could not suspect but that I knew them all
intimately. I asked her why she would come abroad without Mrs. Chime
with her (that was the name of her woman) to take of Mrs. Judith,
that was her sister. Then I entered into a long chat with her about her
sister, what a fine little lady she was, and asked her if she had learned
French,
and a thousand such little things to entertain her, when on a sudden we
saw the guards come, and the crowd ran to see the king go by to the Parliament
House.
The ladies ran all to the side
of the Mall, and I helped my lady to stand upon the edge of the
boards on the side of the Mall, that she might be high enough to
see; and took the little one and lifter her quite up; during which, I took
care to convey the gold watch so clean away from the Lady Betty,
that she never felt it, nor missed it, till all the crowd was gone, and
she was gotten into the middle of the Mall among the other ladies.
I took my leave of her in the
very crowd, and said to her, as if in haste, ‘Dear Lady Betty, take
care of your little sister.’ And so the crowd did as it were thrust me
away from her, and that I was obliged unwillingly to take my leave.
The hurry in such cases is immediately
over, and the place clear as soon as the king is gone by; but as there
is always a great running and clutter just as the king passes, so having
dropped the two little ladies, and done my business with them without any
miscarriage, I kept hurrying on among the crowd, as if I ran to see the
king, and so I got before the crowd and kept so till I came to the end
of the Mall, when the king going on towards the Horse Guards, I
went forward to the passage, which went then through against the lower
end of the Hay-Market, and there I bestowed a coach upon myself,
and made off, and I confess I have not yet been so good as my word, viz.
to go and visit my Lady Betty.
I was once of the mind to venture
staying with Lady Betty till she missed the watch, and so have made
a great outcry about it with her, and have got her into the coach, and
put myself in the coach with her, and have gone home with her; for she
appeared so fond of me, and so perfectly deceived by my so readily talking
to her of all her relations and family, that I thought it was very easy
to push the thing farther, and to have got at least the necklace of pearl;
but when I considered that though the child would not perhaps have suspected
me, other people might, and that if I was searched I should be discovered,
I thought it was best to go off with what I had got, and be satisfied.
I came accidentally afterwards
to hear, that when the young lady missed her watch, she made a great outcry
in the Park, and sent her footman up and down to see if he could find me
out, she having described me so perfectly that he knew presently that it
was the same person that had stood and talked so long with him, and asked
him so many questions about them; but I gone far enough out of their reach
before she could come at her footman to tell him the story.
I made another adventure after
this, of a nature different from all I had been concerned in yet, and this
was at a gaming-house near Covent-Garden.
I saw several people go in and
out; and I stood in the passage a good while with another woman with me,
and seeing a gentleman go up that seemed to be of more than ordinary fashion,
I said to him, ‘Sir, pray don’t they give women leave to go up?’ ‘Yes,
madam,’ says he, ‘and to play too, if they please.’ ‘I mean so, sir,’
said I. And with that he said he would introduce me if I had a mind; so
I followed him to the door, and he looking in, ‘There, madam,’ says
he, ‘are the gamesters, if you have a mind to venture.’ I looked in
and said to my comrade aloud, ‘Here’s nothing but men; I won’t venture
among them.’ At which one of the gentlemen cried out, ‘You need not be
afraid, madam, here’s none but fair gamesters; you are very welcome to
come and set what you please.’ so I went a little nearer and looked on,
and some of them brought me a chair, and I sat down and saw the box and
dice go round apace; then I said to my comrade, ‘The gentlemen play too
high for us; come, let us go.’
The people were all very civil,
and one gentleman in particular encouraged me, and said, ‘Come, madam,
if you please to venture, if you dare trust me, I’ll answer for it you
shall have nothing put upon you here.’ ‘No, sir,’ said I, smiling,
‘I hope the gentlemen would not cheat a woman.’ But still I declined venturing,
though I pulled out a purse with money in it, that they might see I did
not want money.
After I had sat a while, one
gentleman said to me, jeering, ‘Come, madam, I see you are afraid to venture
for yourself; I always had good luck with the ladies, you shall set for
me, if you won’t set for yourself.’ I told him, ‘sir, I should be very
loth to lose your money,’ though I added, ‘I am pretty lucky too; but the
gentlemen play so high, that I dare not indeed venture my own.’
‘Well, well,’ says he,
‘there’s ten Guineas, madam; set them for me.’ so I took his money and
set, himself looking on. I ran out nine of the Guineas by one and two at
a time, and then the box coming to the next man to me, my gentleman gave
me ten Guineas more, and made me set five of them at once, and the gentleman
who had the box threw out, so there was five Guineas of his money again.
He was encouraged at this, and made me take the box, which was a bold venture.
However, I held the box so long that I had gained him his whole money,
and had a good handful of Guineas in my lap, and which was the better luck,
when I threw out, I threw but at one or two of those that had set me, and
so went off easie.
When I was come this length,
I offered the gentleman all the gold, for it was his own; and so would
have had him play for himself, pretending I did not understand the game
well enough. He laughed, and said if I had but good luck, it was no matter
whether I understood the game or no; but I should not leave off. However,
he took out the fifteen Guineas that he had put in at first, and bade me
play with the rest. I would have told them to see how much I had got, but
he said, ‘No, no, don’t tell them, I believe you are very honest, and ’tis
bad luck to tell them’; so I played on.
I understood the game well enough,
though I pretended I did not, and played cautiously. It was to keep a good
stock in my lap, out of which I every now and then conveyed some into my
pocket, but in such a manner, and at such convenient times, as I was sure
he could not see it.
I played a great while, and
had very good luck for him; but the last time I held the box, they set
me high, and I threw boldly at all; I held the box till I gained near fourscore
Guineas, but lost above half of it back in the last throw; so I got up,
for I was afraid I should lose it all back again, and said to him, ‘Pray
come, sir, now, and take it and play for yourself; I think I have done
pretty well for you.’ He would have had me play on, but it grew late, and
I desired to be excused. When I gave it up to him, I told him I hoped he
would give me leave to tell it now, that I might see what I had gained,
and how lucky I had been for him; when I told them, there were threescore
and three Guineas. Ay, says I, ‘if it had not been for that unlucky
throw, I had got you a hundred Guineas.’ So I gave him all the money, but
he would not take it till I had put my hand into it, and taken some for
myself, and bid me please myself. I refused it, and was positive I would
not take it myself; if he had a mind to anything of that kind, it should
be all his own doings.
The rest of the gentlemen seeing
us striving cried, ‘Give it her all’; but I absolutely refused that. Then
one of them said, ‘D—n ye, jack, halve it with her; don’t you know you
should be always upon even terms with the ladies.’ So, in short, he divided
it with me, and I brought away 30 Guineas, besides about forty-three which
I had stole privately, which I was sorry for afterward, because he was
so generous.
Thus I brought home 73 Guineas,
and let my old governess see what good luck I had at play. However, it
was her advice that I should not venture again, and I took her counsel,
for I never went there any more; for I knew as well as she, if the itch
of play came in, I might soon lose that, and all the rest of what I had
got.
Fortune had smiled upon me to
that degree, and I had thriven so much, and my governess too, for she always
had a share with me, that really the old gentlewoman began to talk of leaving
off while we were well, and being satisfied with what we had got; but,
I know not what fate guided me, I was as backward to it now as she was
when I proposed it to her before, and so in an ill hour we gave over the
thoughts of it for the present, and, in a word, I grew more hardened and
audacious than ever, and the success I had made my name as famous as any
thief of my sort ever had been at Newgate, and in the Old-Bayly.
I had sometime taken the liberty
to play the same gave over again, which is not according to practice, which
however succeeded not amiss; but generally I took up new figures, and contrived
to appear in new shapes every time I went abroad.
It was not a rumbling time of
the year, and the gentlemen being most of them gone out of town, Tunbridge,
and Epsom, and such places were full of people. But the city was
thin, and I thought our trade felt it a little, as well as other; so that
at the latter end of the year I joined myself with a gang who usually go
every year to Sturbridge Fair, and from thence to Bury Fair,
in Suffolk. We promised ourselves great things there, but when I
came to see how things were, I was weary of it presently; for except mere
picking of pockets, there was little worth meddling with; neither, if a
booty had been made, was it so easy carrying it off, nor was there such
a variety of occasion for business in our way, as in London; all
that I made of the whole journey was a gold watch at Bury Fair, and a small
parcel of linen at Cambridge, which gave me an occasion to take
leave of the place. It was on old bite, and I though might do with a country
shopkeeper, though in London it would not.
I bought at a linen-draper’s
shop, not in the fair, but in the town of Cambridge, as much fine
holland and other things as came to about seven pounds; when I had done,
I bade them be sent to such an inn, where I had purposely taken up my being
the same morning, as if I was to lodge there that night.
I ordered the draper to send
them home to me, about such an hour, to the inn where I lay, and I would
pay him his money. At the time appointed the draper sends the goods, and
I placed one of our gang at the chamber door, and when the innkeeper’s
maid brought the messenger to the door, who was a young fellow, an apprentice,
almost a man, she tells him her mistress was asleep, but if he would leave
the things and call in about an hour, I should be awake, and he might have
the money. He left the parcel very readily, and goes his way, and in about
half an hour my maid and I walked off, and that very evening I hired a
horse, and a man to ride before me, and went to Newmarket, and from
thence got my passage in a coach that was not quite full to St. Edmund’s
Bury, where, as I told you, I could make but little of my trade, only
at a little country opera-house made a shift to carry off a gold
watch from a lady’s side, who was not only intolerably merry, but, as I
thought, a little fuddled, which made my work much easier.
I made off with this little
booty to Ipswich, and from thence to Harwich, where I went
into an inn, as if I had newly arrived from Holland, not doubting but I
should make some purchase among the foreigners that came on shore there;
but I found them generally empty of things of value, except what was in
their portmanteaus and Dutch hampers, which were generally guarded
by footmen; however, I fairly got one of their portmanteaus one evening
out of the chamber where the gentleman lay, the footman being fast asleep
on the bed, and I suppose very drunk.
The room in which I lodged lay
next to the Dutchman’s, and having dragged the heavy thing with
much ado out of the chamber into mine, I went out into the street, to see
if I could find any possibility of carrying it off. I walked about a great
while, but could see no probability either of getting out the thing, or
of conveying away the goods that were in it if I had opened it, the town
being so small, and I a perfect stranger in it; so I was returning with
a resolution to carry it back again, and leave it where I found it. Just
in that very moment I heard a man make a noise to some people to make haste,
for the boat was going to put off, and the tide would be spent. I called
to the fellow, ‘What boat is it, friend,’ says I, ‘that you belong
to?’ ‘The Ipswich wherry, madam,’ says he. ‘When do you go
off?’ says I. ‘This moment, madam,’ says he; ‘do you want to go
thither?’ ‘Yes,’ said I, ‘if you can stay till I fetch my things.’
‘Where are your things, madam?’ says he. ‘At such an inn,’ said
I. ‘Well, I’ll go with you, madam,’ says he, very civilly, ‘and
bring them for you.’ ‘Come away, then,’ says I, and takes him with
me.
The people of the inn were in
a great hurry, the packet-boat from Holland being just come in,
and two coaches just come also with passengers from London, for
another packet-boat that was going off for Holland, which coaches
were to go back next day with the passengers that were just landed. In
this hurry it was not much minded that I came to the bar and paid my reckoning,
telling my landlady I had gotten my passage by sea in a wherry.
These wherries are large vessels,
with good accommodation for carrying passengers from Harwich to
London;
and though they are called wherries, which is a word used in the Thames
for a small boat rowed with one or two men, yet these are vessels able
to carry twenty passengers, and ten or fifteen tons of goods, and fitted
to bear the sea. All this I had found out by inquiring the night before
into the several ways of going to London.
My landlady was very courteous,
took my money for my reckoning, but was called away, all the house being
in a hurry. So I left her, took the fellow up to my chamber, gave him the
trunk, or portmanteau, for it was like a trunk, and wrapped it about with
an old apron, and he went directly to his boat with it, and I after him,
nobody asking us the least question about it; as for the drunken Dutch
footman he was still asleep, and his master with other foreign gentlemen
at supper, and very merry below, so I went clean off with it to Ipswich,
and going in the night, the people of the house knew nothing but that I
was gone to London by the Harwich wherry, as I had told my
landlady.
I was plagued at Ipswich
with the custom-house officers, who stopped my trunk, as I called it,
and would open and search it. I was willing, I told them, they should search
it, but husband had the key, and he was not yet come from Harwich;
this I said, that if upon searching it they should find all the things
be such as properly belonged to a man rather than a woman, it should not
seem strange to them. However, they being positive to open the trunk I
consented to have it be broken open, that is to say, to have the lock taken
off, which was not difficult.
They found nothing for their
turn, for the trunk had been searched before, but they discovered several
things very much to my satisfaction, as particularly a parcel of money
in French pistols, and some Dutch Ducatoons or Rix-dollars,
and the rest was chiefly two periwigs, wearing-linen, and razors, wash-balls,
perfumes, and other useful things necessary for a gentleman, which all
passed for my husband’s, and so I was quit to them.
It was now very early in the
morning, and not light, and I knew not well what course to take; for I
made no doubt but I should be pursued in the morning, and perhaps be taken
with the things about me; so I resolved upon taking new measures. I went
publicly to an inn in the town with my trunk, as I called it, and
having taken the substance out, I did not think the lumber of it worth
my concern; however, I gave it the landlady of the house with a charge
to take great care of it, and lay it up safe till I should come again,
and away I walked in to the street.
When I was got into the town
a great way from the inn, I met with an ancient woman who had just opened
her door, and I fell into chat with her, and asked her a great many
wild questions of things all remote to my purpose and design; but in my
discourse I found by her how the town was situated, that I was in a street
that went out towards Hadly, but that such a street went towards
the water-side, such a street towards Colchester, and so the London
road lay there.
I had soon my ends of this old
woman, for I only wanted to know which was the London road, and
away I walked as fast as I could; not that I intended to go on foot, either
to London or to Colchester, but I wanted to get quietly away
from Ipswich.
I walked about two or three
miles, and then I met a plain countryman, who was busy about some husbandry
work, I did not know what, and I asked him a great many questions first,
not much to the purpose, but at last told him I was going for London,
and the coach was full, and I could not get a passage, and asked him if
he could tell me where to hire a horse that would carry double, and an
honest man to ride before me to Colchester, so that I might get
a place there in the coaches. The honest clown looked earnestly at me,
and said nothing for above half a minute, when, scratching his poll, ‘A
horse, say you and to Colchester, to carry double? why yes, mistress,
alack-a-day, you may have horses enough for money.’ ‘Well, friend,’ says
I, ‘that I take for granted; I don’t expect it without money.’ ‘Why,
but, mistress,’ says he, ‘how much are you willing to give?’ ‘Nay,’
says I again, ‘friend, I don’t know what your rates are in the country
here, for I am a stranger; but if you can get one for me, get it as cheap
as you can, and I’ll give you somewhat for your pains.’
‘Why, that’s honestly said too,’
says the countryman. ‘Not so honest, neither,’ said I to myself,
‘if thou knewest all.’ ‘Why, mistress,’ says he, ‘I have
a horse that will carry double, and I don’t much care if I go myself with
you,’ and the like. ‘Will you?’ says I; ‘well, I believe
you are an honest man; if you will, I shall be glad of it; I’ll pay you
in reason.’ ‘Why, look ye, mistress,’ says he, ‘I won’t be out of
reason with you, then; if I carry you to Colechester, it will be
worth five shillings for myself and my horse, for I shall hardly come back
to-night.’
In short, I hired the honest
man and his horse; but when we came to a town upon the road (I do not remember
the name of it, but it stands upon a river), I pretended myself very ill,
and I could go no farther that night but if he would stay there with me,
because I was a stranger, I would pay him for himself and his horse with
all my heart.
This I did because I knew the
Dutch
gentlemen and their servants would be upon the road that day, either in
the stagecoaches or riding post, and I did not know but the drunken fellow,
or somebody else that might have seen me at Harwich, might see me
again, and so I thought that in one day’s stop they would be all gone by.
We lay all that night there,
and the next morning it was not very early when I set out, so that it was
near ten o’clock by the time I got to Colechester: It was no little
pleasure that I saw the town where I had so many pleasant days, and I made
many inquiries after the good old friends I had once had there, but could
make little out; they were all dead or removed. The young ladies had been
all married or gone to London; the old gentleman and the old lady
that had been my early benefactress all dead; and which troubled me most,
the young gentleman my first lover, and afterwards my brother-in-law, was
dead; but two sons, men grown, were left of him, but they too were transplanted
to London.
I dismissed my old man here,
and stayed incognito for three or four days in Colechester, and
then took a passage in a Waggon, because I would not venture being seen
in the Harwich coaches. But I needed not have used so much caution,
for there was nobody in Harwich but the woman of the house could
have known me; nor was it rational to think that she, considering the hurry
she was in, and that she never saw me but once, and that by candlelight,
should have ever discovered me.
I was now returned to London,
and though by the accident of the last adventure I got something considerable,
yet I was not fond of any more country rambles, nor should I have ventured
abroad again if I had carried the trade on to the end of my days. I gave
my governess a history of my travels; she liked the Harwich journey
well enough, and in discoursing of these things between ourselves she observed,
that a thief being a creature that watches the advantages of other people’s
mistakes, ’tis impossible but that to one that is vigilant and industrious
many opportunities must happen, and therefore she thought that one so exquisitely
keen in the trade as I was, would scarce fail of something extraordinary
wherever I went.
On the other hand, every branch
of my story, if duly considered, may be useful to honest people, and afford
a due caution to people of some sort or other to guard against the like
surprises, and to have their eyes about them when they have to do with
strangers of any kind, for ’tis very seldom that some snare or other is
not in their way. The moral, indeed, of all my history is left to be gathered
by the senses and judgment of the reader; I am not qualified to preach
to them. Let the experience of one creature completely wicked, and completely
miserable, be a storehouse of useful warning to those that read.
I am drawing now towards a new
variety of the scenes of life. Upon my return, being hardened by along
race of crime, and success unparalleled, at least in the reach of my own
knowledge, I had, as I have said, no thoughts of laying down a trade which,
if I was to judge by the example of other, must, however, end at last in
misery and sorrow.
It was on the Christmas day
following, in the evening, that, to finish a long train of wickedness,
I went abroad to see what might offer in my way; when going by a working
silversmith’s in Foster Lane, I saw a tempting bait indeed, and
not be resisted by one of my occupation, for the shop had nobody in it,
as I could see, and a great deal of loose plate lay in the window, and
at the seat of the man, who usually, as I suppose, worked at one side of
the shop.
I went boldly in, and was just
going to lay my hand upon a piece of plate, and might have done it, and
carried it clear off, for any care that the men who belonged to the shop
had taken of it; but an officious fellow in a house, not a shop, on the
other side of the way, seeing me go in, and observing that there was nobody
in the shop, comes running over the street, and into the shop, and without
asking me what I was, or who, seizes upon me, an cries out for the people
of the house.
I had not, as I said above,
touched anything in the shop, and seeing a glimpse of somebody running
over to the shop, I had so much presence of mind as to knock very hard
with my foot on the floor of the house, and was just calling out too, when
the fellow laid hands on me.
However, as I had always most
courage when I was in most danger, so when the fellow laid hands on me,
I stood very high upon it, that I came in to buy half a dozen of silver
spoons; and to my good fortune, it was a silversmith’s that sold plate,
as well as worked plate for other shops. The fellow laughed at that part,
and put such a value upon the service that he had done his Neighbour, that
he would have it be that I came not to buy, but to steal; and raising a
great crowd. I said to the master of the shop, who by this time was fetched
home from some Neighbouring place, that it was in vain to make noise, and
enter into talk there of the case; the fellow had insisted that I came
to steal, and he must prove it, and I desired we might go before a magistrate
without any more words; for I began to see I should be too hard for the
man that had seized me.
The master and mistress of the
shop were really not so violent as the man from tother side of the way;
and the man said, ‘Mistress, you might come into the shop with a good design
for aught I know, but it seemed a dangerous thing for you to come into
such a shop as mine is, when you see nobody there; and I cannot do justice
to my Neighbour, who was so kind to me, as not to acknowledge he had reason
on his side; though, upon the whole, I do not find you attempted to take
anything, and I really know not what to do in it.’ I pressed him to go
before a magistrate with me, and if anything could be proved on me that
was like a design of robbery, I should willingly submit, but if not, I
expected reparation.
Just while we were in this debate,
and a crowd of people gathered about the door, came by Sir T. B.,
an alderman of the city, and justice of the peace, and the goldsmith hearing
of it, goes out, and entreated his worship to come in and decide the case.
