Amaia Salamanca (22)
No bra, no paradise
Ex blonde from Boobless has the body and youth for any rag to make her look divine. However, in this Ralph Lauren and no bra, glamour was left at home. She looked much better wearing the red dress by Manuel Mota she chose for Bond’s premiere in Valencia.
Paula Echevarría (31)
We want to busta dress.
¿Why hide her anatomy when she has fully recovered from giving birth to Daniela six months ago? Elio Benhayer’s dress did little justice to Bustamante’s wife…and her personal trainer. She might have looked better if showing a bit of leg, like she did a few months ago at a magazine’s party.
Pilar Rubio (29)
¿Why did you do it?
The dress, designed by Vicky Martín Berrocal, left little to the imagination. An outrageous neckline, back and front see-throughs…And those trimmings!
At the TP awards in 2007, with a sober design by BCBG, she got a much better mark.
Eva González (28)
She isn’t the samiss
She did measure up as the TP awards hostess, but she was not at her very “breast”. The ex-miss cleavage was “blurred” under Hannibal Laguna’s dress. However, even Cayetano Rivera gave in to her charms last summer, when she wore this superb design by Dsquared2.
Demi Moore,
How about a bigger size?
Weather due to a last minute setback or to swelling, she wore the wrong shoes. And wearing those is how she introduced Happy Tears, a poorly acclaimed film in Berlin’s festival.
Alice Dellal,
What the hell is this?
Carlota Casiraghi’s sister-in-law left her shame at home. This is how she arrived at a prize-giving party: wearing a see-through dress and a haircut which might as well have been designed by Eduard Scissorhands. The claw-shaped gloves completed her unbelievable look.
Courtney Love,
Free fall
Kurt Cobain’s widow would not pass the pen’s test…With drooping breasts like those, the least she could have done was to wear a bra (or a different dress). To make matters worse, Mickey Rourke is said to be her new boyfriend. What a pair...
Pfeiffer, art runs through her veins...
That’s probably why they look so “accentuated”. At 50, Michelle is so thin that she looks 20. But she’d better watch out, she could do with a bit more flesh to show off her ankles. This is how we saw her at the Berlinale, promoting “Cheri”.
Madonna, queen of double chin
50-year-olds just want to lose weight, but sometimes it is self-defeating.
Will you look at that double chin of hers! It looks like her granny’s! No lifting in the world can beat gravity.
Sarah Jessica
Tasteless in New York
If the producers of her film see her like this, she might not at all make the second part of Sex in the City, the movie. Does she really think it is fashionable to show off her hoofs? If she wanted to exhibit an “accessory”, why not go for a nice pair of gloves instead? Showing those hands...
Marina Castaño
Fully “dedicated” to her beauty
Cela’s widow spent the whole day making herself beautiful – at least she tried –. She left her house to go to the gym first thing in the morning and was there until the late afternoon. The “best” was the sports little number, pretty tight around her...legs, and that pony tale, that complexion, that grin on her face...Well, woman, dress whichever way you like at home, but if you are a celebrity and go out like that, someone is bound to recognise you (and be astounded) and take a picture like this of you...
Sharon, watch out, it’s drooping!
Nobody can deny her appeal at nearly 51, but better to cover those cellulitic drooping thighs. She showed them au naturel at a party in London, after the Bafter awards. She obviously hasn’t got a complex, as later on she was flirting with eighteen-year-old Dev Patel, main character in ‘Slumdog Millionaire’.
Whitney Houston, those “coverings”…
If you are out partying to show off your pretty boy (her boyfriend, rap singer Ray J, is 16 years younger than her), don’t flash your super-figure around with those see-through tops. Whitney, dear, we know that at 46 you’ve seen it all...but in such outfit he won’t sing ‘I Will Always Love You’ to you.
Paris Hilton, bhoobs!
The queen of partying almost loses one. It happened outside a club in Los Angeles. With some necklines, certain poses are impossible...
Hay algo de Pinto-resco en Freida
Después de ver la increíble nueva película de Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire, nos hemos enamorado del estilo de su bellísima protagonista femenina Freida Pinto.
La que fue modelo rebosa glamour de la vieja escuela y no ha lucido mejor unos zapatos Jimmy Choo sobre la alfombra roja hasta el momento.
Esta semana nos hemos quedado prendados de su vestido asimétrico de apariencia metálica – que llevó puesto para la entrega de premios Directors Guild of America – del excéntrico diseñador americano Zac Posen.
Pero por casi € 4.000, su brillante aspecto es ligeramente “heavy metal” para nuestro presupuesto.
Freida lleva: vestido, € 2.991, Zac Posen; zapatos, € 485 y bolso de mano, € 420, Jimmy Choo.
Total: € 3.894