Alice Dellal, what is this invention? Carlota Casiraghi’s sister-in-law left her shame at home. She arrived at the award ceremony like this: in a transparent dress and with a haircut that could have been designed by Edward Scissorhands. Her claw shape gloves were her last touch for this impossible look.

Courtney Love, free fall. Kurt Cobain’s widow wouldn’t pass the polygraph test ... She has got such a dropping breast that at least she could buy a bra (or wear another dress). To cap it all, people say that Mickey Rourke is her new boyfriend. Two of a kind...

Pfeiffer, art is in her veins... And may be is because of that she has got them so marked, hasn’t she? Michelle, who is 50 years old, is so thin that she looks like a twentyish. But she has to be careful because if she had got a little bit more of flesh her ankles would look better. We saw her this way in La Berlinale during the promotion of “Chéri”.

Madonna, the queen of double chin. Women in her fifties start to lose weight to look like teenagers, but most of the times it is counterproductive. What a double chin! She looks like a grandma. Too much facelift, but law of gravity rules.

Sarah Jessica Parker, an uncool woman in New York. If the producers of her film see her this way, she finally won’t shoot the second part of “Sex and the city” for the big screen. Does she really think that boasting of paws is fashion? Since she boasts an accessory, it would be better if she had worn a pair of gloves with those hands.

María Castaño, leaned over her beauty. Cela’s widow spent the 7^th of this month to get pretty – at least it’s what she pretended -. She first left home in the morning and she strode towards the gym where she stayed until late. The “best”, her sport model, which fits her tighter than a glove, and what a ponytail, what a skin, and look this rictus... Lady, at home you can dress as you like, but if you are a popular person and you go out like this, it is sure that somebody recognizes you (and goes crazy) or takes you a photo as this one...

Sharon, be careful, it falls! Nobody denies that she is attractive in her fifties, but she must hide her cellulite and dropping thighs. She showed off them during a party in London, after the Bafta. It’s clear that she hasn’t got any complex because later she tried to pick up Dev Patel, who is 18 years old and the main character of “Slumdog Millionaire”

Whitney Houston, those tapas... If you are going to a party to flash your hunk little boyfriend (her boyfriend, the rapper Ray J, is 16 years younger than her), don’t boast about your great body with that transparencies. Whitney, darling, we know you are 46 years old and you are blasé about everything... but like this he won’t sing you “I Will Always Love You”.

Hilton, we don’t like it. The queen of the parties almost misses one. It happened when she went out from a club in Los Angeles. With such neckline some poses are impossible.

Publicado: 06 feb. 2009

¿Quién quiere ser Freida?

Después de ver la nueva y asombrosa película de Danny Boyle Slumdog Millionaire, hemos perdido la cabeza por su guapísima protagonista Freida Pinto.

La ex modelo rezumaba el glamour de la vieja escuela y hasta ahora no ha dado un traspié con unos Jimmy Choo en la alfombra roja.

Esta semana nos hemos enamorado de ella gracias a su vestido metálico y asimétrico (que llevaba en la Directors Guild of America Awards [Premios del Sindicato de directores de América]) del extravagante diseñador estadounidense Zac Posen. Pero las casi 3.000£ de su look brillante son  un poco heavy metal para nuestro presupuesto.

Freida lleva un vestido de 2.780£ de Zac Posen, unos zapatos de tacón de 450£ y un bolso de mano de 390£ de Jummy Choo.

Total 3.620£