CURTAIN'S UP THE BLABBERMOUTH
TRAGEDY vs COMEDY
Two different endings
TRAGICAL:
(...)
[MORIOS the Greek is kneeling on the ground, looking downwards in a submissive way,
his right hand covering the mortal wound in his chest. FORMIA, his lover, is dead by his side.
PERFIDUS the traitor has his sword resting on MORIOS's neck]
PERFIDUS Ha! There thou art. And there thou'll stay. What
an immovable irony! Speak what thou have to
speak, anything! However, thy words will neither
move, nor transcend. They'll be lost as drops
in the rain, vanished in agony like darkness
in daytime! As she was.
MORIOS Therefore, shall thy dry and light ears hear
my dying truth: That the blood shall be remembered
not being spilled, but shed, and that I die
according to my wish and will.
[Looks up into PERFIDUS's eyes]
And written shall be my words, to make
the sons of the fatherland burst into rage
and avenge our wretched existence, demanding
the Gods to save our trivial and humble souls!
[MORIOS, in his last breath, stands up and stabs PERFIDUS's throat]
PERFIDUS Thou...
MORIOS Quiet! Or her thou may awake.
Silence. Please.
[Both die]
THE END
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COMICAL:
(...)
[MORIOS and FORMIA are getting married in the town's church. PERFIDUS, the best man, is looking
at them from the second row]
MORIOS I promise I'll give you all. I think no more is needed.
FORMIA So do I.
PERFIDUS Long life to the newly-weds! Health and prosperity!
[Everyone repeats his words and applauds with joy]
[Aside] And that is all. Said and gone.
But why still keep on a loving, when a wanting is really
meant? Dogs love dogs, and bees love bees, but their
affect does not go further than pure arrangement,
settled and passed on by Nature from the Beginning
of Time. And so walk the mortals along the Gods'
playground, thinking they're free from master fate,
ignoring they must regroup when the bell rings.
True love, thus, should not be fished with a
newly-found rod, but hunted by a good trap instead;
and having it there, almost bleeding, healing up slowly
sun after sun, till the coveted prey does not want
to escape, but rather love to be imprisoned
by the poacher's heart.
MORIOS & FORMIA Come here you shirking gentleman!
Come drink and cheer with us!
PERFIDUS So do I, so do I.
THE END