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Amaia Salamanca (22)

No bra, no paradise.

The ex-blond of the Spanish serial Sin tetas has body and age to fit in any rag and feel like a goddess. However, she left her glamour and her bra at home with this Ralph Lauren. She looked better with the red dress of Manuel Mota which she chose for the premier of James Bond in Valencia.

Paula Echevarría (31)

We like to see her legs

Why is she hiding her anatomy if she is already in a good shape after giving birth to Daniela six months ago? Elio Benhayer’s dress did no favours to Busta’s wife… and to her personal trainer. We prefer her showing her thighs as she did at the party of a magazine, some months ago.

Pilar Rubio (29)

Why did you do it?

The dress, designed by Vicky Martín Berrocal, left very little to the imagination. An excessive neckline, transparencies at the front and at the back… and those fringes!

At the TP show of 2007, she passed and she got high marks with a sober BCBG design.

Eva González (28)

She is not the same.

She measured up as the hostess at the show of the TP, but she didn’t do her very best. The neckline of the ex Miss Spain disappeared under the dress of Hannibal Laguna. However, this summer even Cayetano Rivera allowed himself to be seduced by her charm with this gorgeous design of Dsquared2.

Demi Moore, what about a bigger size? We don’t know if it was because a last minute hitch or due to the swelling, but those shoes weren’t for her. She launched “Happy Tears”, a not very well acclaimed film at the Berlin film festival.

Alice Dellal, what is the aim of this? Carolina Casiraghi’s former sister-in-law left all her sense of shame at home. She arrived to an awards ceremony in such a way: a see-through dress and a haircut designed by Edward Scissorhands. The claw-shaped gloves completed her impossible look.

Courtney Love, free fall. Kurt Cobain’s widow wouldn’t pass the pen test. Her bust is falling so much that the least she could have done is to buy a bra (or another dress). And to cap it all, people say that her new boyfriend is Mickey Rourke. What a couple!

  Pfeiffer, talent runs through her veins … perhaps that is why they stand out so much. Michelle, at age 50, is so slim that she seems 20. But she shouldn’t do it to herself, because if she weren’t so skinny, she could sport her ankles better. She appeared like this at the Berlinale while promoting “Cheri”

Madonna, the queen of the double-chin. Women in their 50s tend to loose weight to look younger, but sometimes it has a boomerang effect. But what a double chin she has! She looks like her grandma. Even with many face-lifts, the law of gravity prevails.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker, tacky in New York. If the producers of Sex and the City saw her like that, they probably wouldn’t begin to shoot the sequel for the big screen. Does she really think that strutting hooves is fashionable? If she wanted to wear something trendy, she could have just bought some gloves to hide those hands.

 

Marina Castaño is “dedicated” to her beauty. Cela’s widow spent the whole day making herself pretty - or at least she tried. She left for the gym first thing in the morning and she was there until late in the evening. Her sportswear was tighter than gloves, and what about that ponytail, that complexion, that expression…? Please, wear whatever you want at home, but if you are well-known and you go out dressed like that, people will not only recognise you, but they’ll flip out, or they will take a picture like this one…

 

Sharon, watch out, they are falling! Nobody denies her appeal at 51, but that cellulite and those fallen thighs are better covered. She sported them ‘a natural’ at a party in London after the Bafta. It is clear that she doesn’t have any shame, as she even tried to pick up Dev Patel, the 18 year-old main character of “Slumdog Millionaire”.

 

Whitney Houston, watch those snacks… If you are trying to show off your young boyfriend (her boyfriend is the rapper Ray J, 16 years younger than her), don’t brag about your good figure with transparent clothing. Whitney, darling, we know that with your 46 years you are don’t care what others think… but dressed like that, he’s not going to sing “I Will Always Love You”.

 

Hilton, we think it’s shocking! The queen of the party almost let one escape at the exit of the premises in Los Angeles. With some necklines, there are impossible poses…

 

Algo pasa con Frida

 

DESPUÉS de ver la nueva y extraordinaria película de Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire, nos hemos enamorado del estilo de su protagonista femenina Freida Pinto.

La ex modelo rebosa el glamour de la vieja escuela y todavía no ha dado un mal paso en la alfombra roja.

Esta semana nos enamoró su vestido asimétrico y metálico- en los premios del gremio de los directores de América- por el diseñador estrafalario Zac Posen. Con casi 3000 libras, su look brillante se nos sale de nuestro presupuesto.

Vestuario de Freida: Vestido de Zac Posen, 2780 libras; tacones, 450 libras; bolso de mano de Jimmy Choo, 390 libras.